The big fellow with the wooden teeth, that George Washington fellow offered five acres to all who would join his army...we joined, many died and the English had more pressing problems with France so they just went home...our five acres? That big fellow with the wooden teeth he kept all that free land for himself...to the rest of us life went on as normal, just like when we were under the King of England...truth is, nothing ever changes for we poor folks. Now their calling wooden tooth our president. He's been locking folks up who can't pay the tax to pay for the war we just fought. Hell, we should have fought for the King...If I had any money I'd go back to England...they don't have crazy wild people trying to take your hair back home in good old England...I sure do miss home.