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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: How to reach old age   Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:18 pm

Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:     

Reporter:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie : For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink red wine.  
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
  Reporter :  When do you drink water?
Hattie :   I've never been that sick.
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PostSubject: Re: How to reach old age   Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:55 am

Funny, Abe.
I wouldn't take her advice, as I might croak of kidney failure.  LOL
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