Published Authors

A place for budding and experienced authors to share ideas about publishing and marketing books
 
HomeHome  GalleryGallery  FAQFAQ  RegisterRegister  Log in  Featured MembersFeatured Members  ArticlesArticles  

Share | 
 

 Three Italian nuns

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
slb
Four Star Member
Four Star Member
avatar

Number of posts : 857
Registration date : 2010-11-04
Age : 51
Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa

PostSubject: Three Italian nuns   Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:18 pm

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.  At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that The Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth to live the life of anyone you wish to be.




The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren she's a lovely lady and a great Italian woman and role model;'



And *poof* she's gone.



The second says, 'I want to
 be Madonna, although
sometimes controversial
she's a great entertainer.
*poof* she's gone.
 
The third says, 'I want to be
 Sarah Pipalini..'
 
St. Peter looks confused. 
'Who?' he asks



'Sarah Pipalini,' replies the nun.



St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name doesn't ring a bell.'



The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.



St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.



'No sister, the paper says it was the  'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'



 

 
If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!   
Back to top Go down
http://www.stephenbrayton.com
Abe F. March
Five Star Member
Five Star Member
avatar

Number of posts : 10307
Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 78
Location : Germany

PostSubject: Re: Three Italian nuns   Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:39 am

Good one.  Then there are the Muslims who have been promised Virgins in Paradise.  Only one way to avoid that, eh?
Back to top Go down
 
Three Italian nuns
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Published Authors :: General :: Comedy and Games-
Jump to: