Published Authors

A place for budding and experienced authors to share ideas about publishing and marketing books
 
HomeHome  GalleryGallery  FAQFAQ  RegisterRegister  Log in  Featured MembersFeatured Members  ArticlesArticles  

Share | 
 

 The Fortune Teller

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
slb
Four Star Member
Four Star Member
avatar

Number of posts : 863
Registration date : 2010-11-04
Age : 51
Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa

PostSubject: The Fortune Teller   Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:52 pm

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the young woman stared back at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. Her mind raced. A question forced it's way out... she simply had to know.. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze,
tried to steady her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Back to top Go down
http://www.stephenbrayton.com
Shelagh
Admin
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 12387
Registration date : 2008-01-11
Location : UK

PostSubject: Re: The Fortune Teller   Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:22 am

I love these jokes, Stephen.

_________________

Amazon Author Central: Shelagh Watkins
I shall never be old. It doesn't suit me -- ęShelagh Watkins 2017
Back to top Go down
http://shelaghwatkins.co.uk
Abe F. March
Five Star Member
Five Star Member
avatar

Number of posts : 10357
Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 78
Location : Germany

PostSubject: Re: The Fortune Teller   Sun Oct 12, 2014 9:42 am

Another good one.
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: The Fortune Teller   

Back to top Go down
 
The Fortune Teller
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Published Authors :: General :: Comedy and Games-
Jump to: