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Al Stevens
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PostSubject: Pun punch lines   Fri May 02, 2014 11:09 pm

Remember these? Know others?

It's a long way to tip a rarie.
Boyfoot bear with teak of Chan
Weigh down upon the swami's liver
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
It ain't Ness or Sara Lee. Sew!
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PostSubject: Re: Pun punch lines   Sat May 03, 2014 2:51 am

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


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PostSubject: Re: Pun punch lines   Sat May 03, 2014 5:08 am

There was a kingdom in the middle of a jungle.  The king was good and fair and was loved by the rest of the kingdom, with one exception.  His younger brother was jealous, and resented not being king.  One day, his resentment grew so strong that, while the king was away, leading a hunt, the younger brother slipped into the palace and stole his brother's throne.  He took it away to a small hut in the densest part of the jungle and spent his days just sitting on the throne and pretending to have power over the whole kingdom.

The king returned home to find his throne was missing, as was his brother.  He surmised that the two were connected, so he sent out a search party, which eentually found the hut, killed the younger brother, and returned the throne to its rightful owner.

The moral of this story is:  Don't stow thrones in grass houses.
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