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DMPierson
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PostSubject: Musical Jokes   Musical Jokes EmptyTue Jan 14, 2014 5:51 pm
Anyone know any good jokes centering around music or instruments?

I'll kick things off with this one:

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A flat minor.
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PostSubject: Re: Musical Jokes   Musical Jokes EmptyWed Jan 15, 2014 1:06 am
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
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PostSubject: Re: Musical Jokes   Musical Jokes EmptyWed Jan 15, 2014 1:32 pm
How many girl singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the lightbulb, and the universe revolves around her.
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