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PostSubject: The Pastor's Ass   Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:32 pm

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race andá
it won !!

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkeyá
that he entered it in the next race,á
and it won that race too.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'Sá

ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind ofá
publicity that he ordered theá
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.


The next day the local paper headline read:
á
"BISHOPá
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'Sá
ASS".

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This was too much for the Bishop, so heá
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in aá
nearby convent.


The local paper, hearing of the news, postedá
the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!


The Bishop fainted ....

He informed the Nun that she would have toá
get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
á
á
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.á
The next day the paper read:


"NUNá
SELLS ASS FOR $10".


This was too much for the Bishop so heá
ordered the Nun to buy back theá
donkey, and take it to the plainsá
where it could run wild.
á

The next day the headlines read:á

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . . beingá
concerned about public opinion caná
bring you much grief and misery, á

even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass andá
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!

Have a nice day and laugh
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PostSubject: Re: The Pastor's Ass   Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:16 pm

Good one Stephen.á áVery Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Pastor's Ass   Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:15 am

Laughing my a** off!ááLaughingááLaughingááLaughing

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